Tumblr: Hey gaud we met the goal 100% now eat the c r a y o n
Gaud: I will… Later… :)
Tumblr: STOP STALLING
Gaud: *eats crayons*
Tumblr: Yay!
Gaud: *keeps eating crayons*
Tumblr: No!!
make up yer fricking minds
We paid you to eat a SINGLE CRAYON!!! GAUD!!
and you got your damn money’s worth what’s the problem
Tumblr: Hey gaud we met the goal 100% now eat the c r a y o n
Gaud: I will… Later… :)
Tumblr: STOP STALLING
Gaud: *eats crayons*
Tumblr: Yay!
Gaud: *keeps eating crayons*
Tumblr: No!!
make up yer fricking minds
We paid you to eat a SINGLE CRAYON!!! GAUD!!
and you got your damn money’s worth what’s the problem
(via memescomedy)
themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
Vincent Van Gogh, Hand with a Bowl, and a Cat, March - April 1885, chalk on paper, Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam
Vincent, big fan, but WHAT is that CAT
(via chubbycattumbling)
skjksjdkfs that is an incredible nickname holy moly
(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)
(via petitetimidgay)
Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie
Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character
Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game
Nintendo: Absolutely
dabbing is the most in character thing luigi has ever done what are you talking about
(via iapislazuli)
my sense of humor is literally just… quoting random skyrim npc lines
me, executing 5 sit-ups in a row: i am not a man. i’m a weapon in human form.
showing my friends around my clusterfuck of a bedroom: some may call this junk. me? i call it treasure.
shopping for new clothes w my friend: looking to protect yourself? or deal some damage?
(via guy)
